{"product_id":"red-river-tee","title":"Red River Tee","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"148\" data-start=\"67\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"98\" data-start=\"67\"\u003eRed River Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"148\" data-start=\"67\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause Sometimes, You Just Gotta Off-Road\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"416\" data-start=\"150\"\u003eLooking for a shirt that says \u003cem data-end=\"256\" data-start=\"180\"\u003e“I’m practical, a little twisted, and not afraid to take the scenic route”\u003c\/em\u003e? Boom. This tee’s for you. Featuring a bold back graphic and a cheeky front pocket hit, this shirt lays down the law in backwoods logic and unapologetic humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"575\" data-start=\"418\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"453\" data-start=\"418\"\u003e💡 Translation (for city folk):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"456\" data-start=\"453\"\u003eWhen nature’s got a \u003cem data-end=\"501\" data-start=\"476\"\u003emonthly rerouting issue\u003c\/em\u003e, you take the alternate path—no shame, no traffic, just detours and dirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"593\" data-start=\"577\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"593\" data-start=\"577\"\u003e🌲 Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"841\" data-start=\"594\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"656\" data-start=\"594\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"656\" data-start=\"596\"\u003eLarge “life advice” graphic on the back for max visibility\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"713\" data-start=\"657\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"713\" data-start=\"659\"\u003eFront pocket print: because subtlety is for amateurs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"791\" data-start=\"714\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"791\" data-start=\"716\"\u003eIdeal for campers, comedians, and folks who aren’t afraid of a little mud\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"841\" data-start=\"792\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"841\" data-start=\"794\"\u003eGuaranteed to spark laughs—or awkward silence\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"935\" data-start=\"843\"\u003eWhether you’re trailblazing or just being \u003cem data-end=\"899\" data-start=\"885\"\u003eway too real\u003c\/em\u003e, this tee’s got your back(side). 💥\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"SM","offer_id":45862898139322,"sku":"6210 - Black - Red River Tee-1","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MD","offer_id":45862898172090,"sku":"6210 - Black - Red River Tee-2","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG","offer_id":45862898204858,"sku":"6210 - Black - Red River Tee-3","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45862898237626,"sku":"6210 - Black - Red River Tee-4","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45862898270394,"sku":"6210 - Black - Red River Tee-5","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":45862898303162,"sku":"6210 - Black - Red River Tee-6","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":45882704199866,"sku":"sku-46813664051389","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":45882704232634,"sku":"sku-46813664084157","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/9570\/1690\/files\/TeeBack_63ae78fc-0968-4221-b399-5a6327dead1a.png?v=1779116663","url":"https:\/\/zachsshop-store.myshopify.com\/products\/red-river-tee","provider":"zachs shopify store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}