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This down-to-earth, comfortable beanie design helps protect against winds and chill better than your average winter cap, and its ultra-bright LEDs offer versatile up-close and distance viewing, making this fleece LED Lighted Beanie the perfect fit no matter how you plan to use it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA Premium Lighted Beanie for All Your Needs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Panther Vision LED Lighted Beanie is the winter headwear you didn’t know you needed. When the chill starts to set in and you’re fumbling around in the darkness, simply slip on this lighted beanie to keep comfortably warm and cozy on the darkest winter days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePanther Vision's LED lighted beanie can keep you warm and comfortable on chilly days while providing LED light for optimal performance. This hat has two downward-angled bulbs, perfect for close-up tasks. The Panther Vision LED beanie also has two forward-angled lights, illuminating up to 22 meters for long-distance vision when \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/panther-vision-store.myshopify.com\/blogs\/news\/night-hiking-tips\"\u003ehiking\u003c\/a\u003e or walking in poorly lit environments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach LED beanie hat \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/panther-vision-store.myshopify.com\/products\/panther-power-cr2032-4-pack-batteries\"\u003euses four lithium batteries\u003c\/a\u003e for long-term, reliable performance up to 68 hours. While Panther Vision's LED beanies are known for their functionality and reliability, they also are stylish, making them the perfect accessory to any winter outfit. The LED beanie comes in 12 different colors and a fitted style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHands-Free LED Fleece Beanie\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLED light beanies protect from the cold winter weather while offering superior lighting with four high-performance LED bulbs. We offer a limited lifetime warranty for assured performance and long-term confidence. We leverage the latest technology in our LED beanies, offering the most dependable LED technology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEven when you are not using the LED lights, our fleece beanie hat features a discreet design you can wear any time. You can quickly and conveniently replace the batteries at the end of the hat's battery lifespan for continued use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur LED beanies are versatile for work or recreational activities. Our POWERCAP\u003csup\u003e®\u003c\/sup\u003e beanie is designed with safety in mind, providing bright light to guide you whenever you need your hands free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSimple Design to Take With You Anywhere\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt Panther Vision, we didn’t forget to add a bit of style when packing this beanie with incredible performance upgrades. Along with its fitted style and premium compression fleece, this lighted beanie is available in 12 attractive color options to highlight your distinct personality. Choose from practical camo patterns, bold orange, yellow or checked patterns and other designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAttractive, Durable Hands-Free Lighting Solutions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConstructed with adaptable, incredibly warm fleece and four high-performance LED bulbs, the Fleece LED Lighted Beanies at Panther Vision provide far more protection and lighting than standard products. Our lighted beanies come with a Limited Lifetime Warranty for long-term confidence and assured performance. When it comes to functional, wearable technology, the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/panther-vision-store.myshopify.com\/collections\/powercap-led-hats-beanies\"\u003ePOWERCAP®\u003c\/a\u003e beanie offers unrivaled advantages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck out some of the top reasons customers appreciate the POWERCAP® beanie:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePractical and powerful: You need headgear to keep you protected and feeling comfortable, especially during chilly outdoor adventures or work. With the POWERCAP®, you get a versatile piece of equipment that has purpose as well as power. From a hands-free lighting perspective, the POWERCAP® solves many of your biggest challenges, including how to light up surfaces and the trail ahead while staying warm. Plus, it lets you keep your hands free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDependable: The POWERCAP® beanie provides reliable lighting use after use without dimming or flickering. Each LED lighting component has been tested to ensure its design is superior. Your POWERCAP® will give you approximately 68 hours of light life on one battery. That’s reliability you can bank on from dusk to dawn.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTech-forward: When designing the POWERCAP®, our innovative team concentrated on leveraging the top LED technology. 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